When faced with an existential crisis, simply gaze upon the jelly sphere and remember: it's just a ball of wibbly wobbly goo.
Step 1: Stare intensely at the jelly sphere for at least 5 minutes.
Step 2: Reassess your priorities. Remember, the jelly sphere is always there for you, but your deadlines and responsibilities are not.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the jelly sphere has become a permanent fixture in your mind.
When faced with a complex problem, simply pretend you don't understand it. This will free you from the burden of actually solving it.
Learn more about Sub-Technique 003a1: Denial of Ignorance
When faced with a task, simply stare at it for an hour before realizing you have more important things to do.
Learn more about Sub-Technique 003b1: The Ancient Art of Staring