Located deep within the foot, the kundalini is a coiled energy that, when stirred, can unlock the doors to enlightenment.
Through the practice of yoga, meditation, and a strict regimen of toe-tapping, one can learn to harness the power of the kundalini.
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Warning: Prolonged exposure to the kundalini can cause spontaneous toe tapping, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous enlightenment. Prolonged exposure is not recommended.
Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page are the sole property of the Sock-based Enlightenment Institute. Use of the kundalini is not recommended for the faint of heart or those with a history of sock-related trauma.