Mind Meld Techniques

Learn the art of mental domination with our expert guides.

Warning: Mind mending can lead to unintended consequences.

You may experience:

Uncontrollable giggling fits
Spontaneous combustion
Inexplicable urges to wear plaid

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Subtle Mind Tricks

Master the subtle art of mental manipulation with our expert guides.

Suggestive whispers
Mindful mind-reading
Unshakeable persuasion

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