Welcome to the Mnemonic Mangled Institute of Forgetful Finesse, where memories come to be, uh, forgotten.
We specialize in the art of making you forget. Really, really well. Our expert team of forgetful geniuses use advanced techniques to mangle your memories, leaving you feeling like you never even had them in the first place.
Our services include:
Don't worry, it's just a minor memory lapse. It's not like we're trying to drive you crazy or anything... Or are we?
Click here if you're feeling a bit... forgetful
Learn more about our expertly forgetful team(Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: occasional memory loss, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion.)