Q: Why did the Neural-Navigational 2-Trans-Modal system go on the fritz?

A: We're still trying to figure that out.

See our error log for more details.

Q: What's the deal with all the flashing lights?

A: We're just trying to make it look cool.

Check our upgrade log for more flashing lights.

Q: Why do I feel like I'm stuck in an endless loop?

A: Because you are.

Learn more about our looping protocol.

Q: Will you ever fix this thing?

A: Eventually.

Check the maintenance schedule for more information.