Advanced Flush Techniques: Because Regular Flushes Just Won't Cut It

Warning: the following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Or for those with delicate sensibilities. Or for anyone who likes subtlety in their design.

Flush 1: The Over-Engineered Swoosh

This technique involves setting a timer to precisely 4.27 seconds, then simultaneously flushing the toilet, microwave, and dishwasher. Repeat as needed.

Flush 2: The Reverse Swoosh Flush 3: The Synchronized Swoosh Flush 4: The Recursive Swoosh Terms of Service