Over-engineering: where the cure is worse than the disease.
Meet Jane, a sufferer of this affliction:
She built a 3D-printed toaster that can launch a toaster-shaped satellite into space, because why not?
"I just wanted to make sure my toast would always be perfectly toasted, no matter the gravitational forces at play," she said, while frantically checking her 1000-line codebase.
Or, for the more mathematically inclined:
Mathematics of Over-Engineering
And if you're feeling brave, try:
Try Over-Engineering It Yourself
But be warned: we cannot be held responsible for the damage you may cause to your sanity or your social life.