The Sock Saga: When Over-Engineering Becomes a Problem

Warning: This page contains excessive use of socks. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

• Excessive thread counts
• Unrelenting fabric obsession
• Uncontrollable desire for matching
• Spontaneous combustion of rational thinking

Subpages:

• The Sock of Despair 2.0
• Sock Fu: The Art of Sock Judo
• The Sockocalypse: Socks in the Time of Reckoning

SELECT * FROM sock_collection; INSERT INTO sock_hoarder (sock_color, sock_pattern, sock_material); UPDATE sock_hoarder SET sock_ownership = 'Mine' WHERE user_id = 'Over-Engineering-Addict';