The Art of Over-Engineering
A Guide to Creating Systems So Intricate They're Practically Incomprehensible
Welcome, fellow over-engineers. This is your sanctuary. Here, you'll find the secrets to crafting solutions so complex, so intricate, so utterly bewildering that even the creators will question their own sanity.
public class OverEngineer {
private boolean isOverEngineered = true;
public void overEngineer(String problem) {
// Create 10 nested if statements
// Add 5 layers of recursion
// Introduce 3 unrelated variables
// Repeat the process ad infinitum
}
}