So, you want to play the xylophone. Well, congratulations! You've made an excellent life choice. But don't worry, it's not just about banging some mallets on a bunch of wooden bars and hoping for the best. Oh no. There's technique involved.
Start with the basics: the Fierce Hammering. This involves grasping the mallet with all the ferocity of a thousand suns and bringing it down upon the bars with the force of a thousand thunderbolts. Don't worry about precision, just let the mallet do the talking.
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But wait, you say, "Isn't the Fierce Hammering just going to shatter the very fabric of reality?" Ah, no. For the more refined player, there's the Delicate Tap. This involves tapping the bars with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and the finesse of a ballet dancer.
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