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Defensive Strategies: A Guide to Not Getting Tattled On By Your Pet

When your pet decides to turn on you, it's time to go into defensive mode. Here are some tips to help you avoid getting tattled on:

1. The Classic "Distract and Distract" Maneuver

Distract your pet with treats, toys, or a laser pointer. This will give you a few precious seconds to regroup and plan your next move.

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2. The Sneaky Withdrawal

Sneak away to a safe room, lock the door, and pretend you're not there. Your pet will never find you, or so you hope.

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3. The Fake-Out

Make a loud noise, pretend to be a stranger, and run for your life. Your pet will be confused, but it might just buy you some time.

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Disclaimer: These techniques are not foolproof and may require extensive practice to master. Your pet may still find you and unleash its wrath upon you. Proceed with caution.

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