Welcome to the Quantum Entanglement Meditation, where the fabric of reality is woven with humor and absurdity. In this realm, the laws of physics are bent to the whims of our whims. Come for the existential dread, stay for the mental clarity.
Quantum entanglement is a real thing, we swear. It's like when you're stuck in a never-ending loop of 'what if' and 'should I have had that extra coffee.' But don't worry, our meditation technique will help you untangle the knots of reality.
Entangled Mindfulness: A practice where you focus on two things at once. Like your breath and the meaning of life. It's harder than it sounds, but someone has to do it.
Many Worlds Interpretation: A meditation technique where you imagine all possible outcomes to every decision. Because who needs free will, right?
Quantum Flushing: A method where you focus on the act of not thinking about thinking. Sounds like a real brain twister.
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