Now that you've got your Tarot deck and a comfy reading nook, it's time to get weird. Channeling the cosmic vortex requires a deep understanding of the intricate dance between your aura and the cards. Think of it as a cosmic game of Twister, where your subconscious and the cards are the spinning wheels.
Take a few deep breaths, relax your third eye, and ask yourself: "What's the cosmic message I'm supposed to receive?" Don't worry, it's not as woo-woo as it sounds. It's just your inner self talking to your outer self in a language only you can understand.
As you're channeling, pay attention to any random thoughts, emotions, or snack cravings that pop into your head. These are the whispers of the universe, trying to guide you towards enlightenment or at least a good burrito.
Remember, channeling the cosmic vortex is all about tuning in, not tuning out. So, put on your favorite crystals, light some sage, and get ready to tap into the infinite wisdom of the cards.