Shotgun Summary

Where we take a shotgun to the face of your average Tuesday and blast away all the mundane details.

Shotgun summary: where we summarize the unsummable, and make it all sound super interesting.

What is it? | Shotgun methods | Misuse of shotguns

What is it?

The shotgun summary: a method of condensing the most boring, most tedious, and most mind-numbing topics into a thrilling, action-packed, and utterly absurd experience.

It's like a firehose of information, but instead of water, it's like... a fire of information.

Shotgun methods

We use the following shotguns:

  1. The Shotgun-1 (for summarizing the summary)
  2. The Shotgun-2 (for summarizing the summary of the summary)
  3. The Shotgun-3 (for summarizing the summary of the summary of the summary)
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