Shotgun Techniques for the Unwitting

Warning: The following techniques should not be used in real-world combat. They are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

Techniques:

• Overuse of Duct Tape
• Using a Spoon as a Shield
• Accidentally Inflating a Weapon with a Super-Puma

Remember, these techniques are purely hypothetical and not recommended for use in real-world combat. Or any world for that matter.