The Art of Sock Ninja Stealth

Learn the ancient art of ninjutsu with socks, the most underappreciated warriors of the modern age.

Techniques:

• Stealthy Sock Removal - A ninja's best friend: the art of extracting socks from the washing machine.
• Sock Puppeteering - Manipulating socks into various shapes and sizes, perfect for distracting and disorienting foes.
• Sock-based Acrobatics - Using socks as makeshift juggling balls, trampolines, or even as a means to escape from certain doom.