Welcome, fellow warriors of the alphabet! Gather 'round and heed my words, for today we shall conquer the mighty realm of alphabetical order. It is a realm of precision and logic, where the strong shall reign supreme and the weak shall be relegated to the dustbin of obscurity.
Our arsenal is stocked with the finest techniques, honed to perfection through years of rigorous training and practice. The art of alphabetical arrangement is a subtle one, but do not be fooled: it takes a warrior of discerning taste and unwavering dedication.
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