Spherical Deflection Technique FAQ

What is Spherical Deflection?

It's a highly advanced technique used to deflect spheres from colliding with each other. Because, let's be real, spheres colliding with each other is just so... last season.

How does it work?

We use a patented system of mirrors, lasers, and tiny robots to create a force field around each sphere. This force field is so strong, it'll deflect any sphere that dares to come near.

Is it safe?

We've tested it on thousands of spheres, and not a single one has been harmed. Well, except for that one sphere that got a little too close... it got a minor dent.

Can I use it to deflect other objects besides spheres?

Ha! You think it's that easy, don't you? Alas, no. This technique is highly specialized, and only works on spheres. Don't try to use it on, say, a cat, or a pineapple. Trust us, it won't end well.