Step 6: Induce Food Comas with Ease

A well-executed food coma is not just a state of being, it's an art form. And like any art form, it requires dedication, practice, and possibly a few dozen donuts.

Here's the secret to inducing a food coma like a pro:

1. Start by consuming a large quantity of carbohydrates. Pasta, pizza, or a baguette will do.
2. Next, add a rich, fatty sauce to seal the deal. Marinara, Alfredo, or a drizzle of truffle oil will have you on your way.
3. Finish with a sweet, sweet treat to tie it all together. A few slices of cheesecake or a pint of ice cream will have you in a world of trouble.

But wait, there's more! For an added layer of complexity, try adding some complex carbs like a side of garlic bread or a basket full of fries.

Side effect: Increased likelihood of passing out, spontaneous human combustion, or other unforeseen consequences.

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Use at your own risk. Or not.