Now that you've mastered the basics, it's time to break free from the shackles of conventional wisdom. Welcome to Step 2: Unconventional Unorthodoxy.

Today, you'll learn to think outside the box, to question the status quo, and to challenge the very fabric of reality itself.

Or, at the very least, you'll learn to make a mean " Anti-Capra" sauce.

As you progress through this step, keep in mind:

• Never trust a man in a beige sweater.
• Always carry a spare pair of socks.
• Question authority, but only if it's a Tuesday.