The Ghoulie Method for Conquering the World

A technique for achieving true ghoulie mastery, a state of being where one has transcended the mundane and entered the realm of the truly terrifying.

Step 1: Develop a taste for the finer things in life, like terrorizing the local convenience store

1. Lurk in the shadows and observe the local wildlife
2. Practice your growls in the mirror until you achieve optimal ear-piercing quality
3. Develop a fondness for the scent of rotting garbage and despair

And that's just the beginning!