Technique Five: Zero is Infinite

In the grand tradition of Neo-Brutalist philosophy, we present to you: Technique Five: Zero is Infinite, but also Not Really, where we delve into the intricacies of counting down from infinity.

It's simple: start at The Zero Point, and work your way down, but remember, every number you count, is also, paradoxically, not a number.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Technique Six: Tennis is a Sport, where we explore the infinite possibilities of, well, a sport.

And for the truly adventurous, Technique Eight: The Meaning of Life, According to a Robot will blow your mind.