The Art of Procrastination: A Masterclass

Procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a technique. A finely honed skill that requires patience, dedication, and a willingness to put off even the smallest of tasks.

Here are some tips to help you become a Procrastination Master:

• Set a timer for 10 minutes, then stare blankly at a wall for 10 hours.
• Make a list of all the things you could do, then spend 3 hours making it longer.
• Find the most mundane task in your to-do list, and spend 5 hours thinking about it.

Want more advanced techniques? Click Technique Five: The Art of Binge-Watching to learn how to watch cat videos for hours on end without blinking.

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, click Technique Six: The Art of Sleeping to discover the secrets of the perfect nap schedule.