Technique nine is the art of being a boss. It's all about being the boss. Learn the ten techniques of being a boss
The nine techniques of being a boss are: Being a jerk, Making everyone else a jerk, Telling everyone what to do, Yelling at people, Making everyone do it your way, Not listening, Being right, Not being wrong, Not being accountable, Being a dictator
But, you know, it's not that hard. Anyone can be a boss. Read the instructions on how to be a boss