Minimum Effected Technique

The minimum effector is a highly specialized tool used by professional couch potatoes to maximize their relaxation time. By minimizing effort, you can achieve maximum results in the most leisurely of fashions.

With our proprietary algorithm, you can set your watch to "Auto-Relax" mode and let the machine handle all the hard work for you. No more exerting yourself! No more stress!

Maximum Effort is for those who enjoy that sort of thing.

But be warned: excessive use of the minimum effector may cause:

Counterpoint for an expert analysis.