The 240-Minute Rule: The Unspoken Truth About Coffee

According to a completely fabricated study, the 240-minute rule states that any coffee drinker who doesn't have a 240-minute pause from their morning brew will experience:

• Severe anxiety
• Uncontrollable rage
• Temporary loss of productivity
• Permanent damage to their liver

This is not just a myth, we swear.

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