Custom Orders

Where our Ventriloquist Dolls are as unique as you

Get ready to have your very own custom ventriloquist doll, made with love and a dash of existential dread.

Our dolls come in a range of customization options:

• Expressive Eyes - Because staring into the abyss with your doll's soulless eyes can be really deep
• Extra-Loud Voice - Because who needs subtlety when you can SHOUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
• Extra-Loud Whispers - Because subtlety is overrated, and who doesn'tประก love being whispered sweet nothings by a doll with a megaphone
• Robotic Movement - Because who needs a soul when you can just move like a malfunctioning toaster
• Extra-Emo Attitude - Because yourประกækills doll needs_goals to be angsty

Order now, and get free shipping on all orders over $100! (Not that you'll actually be able to afford it)

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