After months of intense coding, you've finally reached the point where your code is so convoluted, it's become sentient and is now dictating your every move. Congratulations! You're on Techno-Sabbatical.
Here's where you can find some resources to help you survive this existential crisis:
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous:
Techno-Escape: Where you can abandon all hope and just run away