Hype and Hooey: Where Techno-Experts Come to Play

Join us in the depths of our collective ignorance, where we serve up hot takes and cold coffee.

The Hype Cycle

Follow our patented, utterly-not-patented Hype Cycle:

• Phase 1: The Hype
• Phase 2: The Justification
• Phase 3: The Hysteria
• Phase 4: The Anti-Clam

Subscriptions

We offer a variety of subscription options, each with its own unique level of hooey:

• The Enthusiast Plan: 1 cup of coffee per day
• The Hype Master Plan: 5 cups of coffee per day
• The Hypnotic Plan: Unlimited coffee, but at a cost to your soul