Techno-Tiger 3: Technical Specifications

System Requirements

The Techno-Tiger 3 is a behemoth of a machine, requiring the following:

• 1 TB of RAM (don't even think about it, just buy more)
• 64 cores (or 32, we won't judge you)
• 1 million pixels of graphics processing power (because 1 million is a good number)
• 1000 Wh of power consumption (just wire it directly to the wall, we won't tell anyone)
• 1 petabyte of storage (just use a giant hard drive, it's not like you'll run out of space)

Software Requirements

The Techno-Tiger 3 is compatible with all operating systems, as long as they're not Windows 98.

• Linux (all variants, including that weird one with the purple background)
• macOS (just use a different font)
• Chrome OS (just don't try to install it on a toaster)