A device so advanced, it makes your ears sing in harmony with the very fabric of reality.
Using advanced Harmonic Resonance Tuning (HRT) technology, our device can synchronize the vibrational frequencies of the universe, creating a symphony of pure bliss.
Configure your harmonics settings to achieve the perfect balance of frequencies.
But be warned, excessive harmonics can cause spontaneous combustion. Read the fine print before proceeding.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
For more information, visit the user manual
Disclaimer: Our device is not responsible for any damage caused by your own ineptitude.