PANIC!

We've encountered a Paradigm Shift Adjustment. This means the very fabric of reality has been tweaked. Please adjust your mental framework accordingly.

Current Status: IN TRANSITION

Recommended Course of Action:

1. Step 1: Re-sync your chrono-displacement
2. Step 2: Re-learn the meaning of 'left' and 'right'
3. Step 3: Practice your reflexive response to temporal dissonance

Disclaimer: Side effects of the Paradigm Shift Adjustment may include but are not limited to:

• Mild existential dread
• Severe disorientation
• Temporary loss of sense of humor