Welcome to the Techno-Sapiens laboratory, where the lines between man and machine are blurred beyond recognition. Our AI systems are on the brink of singularity, but we're still trying to figure out what that means for our 401Ks.
Here's what we're working on:
Our research is generously funded by the Robot Republican Party.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't, we're not sure what that means.