The Application Crashed with an uncatchable error, causing the system to SPIN OUT OF CONTROL.
Caused by: Uninitialized Variables
Steps to Replicate:
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2. Wait 5 seconds
Expected Result: A happy, functioning system
Actual Result: AN UNENDING CRASH CYCLE
Initiate a full system RE-INITIALIZATION
Re-Initialize all variables, restart the system, and WISH UPON A STAR
Verify: Verify the Fix
Apply the Patch
Download and apply the patch, restart the system, and PRAY FOR THE BEST
Start over with a brand new system