Bob Software's Roadmap: Chapter 23, Section 2-01

Current Project: "Infinite Loop of Doom"

Bob Software is on a mission to create the most confusing, yet somehow addictive, infinite loop of doom the world has ever seen. Our roadmap is as follows:

Phase 1: Planning

Conduct market research (i.e., ask our moms)
Define project scope (i.e., make it really complicated)
Create a Gantt chart (i.e., get lost in a sea of tasks)

Expected completion date: Never

Next: Phase 2 - Development

Phase 2: Development

Our team of highly trained (read: paid to show up) developers will be working tirelessly to create the most convoluted code the world has ever seen.

Expected completion date: In a few years, maybe

Next: Phase 3 - Testing

Phase 3: Testing

We'll be testing our software to make sure it's as buggy as possible, because, why not?

Expected completion date: When our QA team gets tired of playing

Next: Phase 4 - Release