Phase 2: The Unhinged Era (2025-2028)
In which Bob's Software Inc. abandons all semblance of sanity and focuses on making the user interface look like a kindergartener's fever dream.
**Key Initiatives:** * Unshackling Unpredictable User Experience (2025-2026) * Incorporating Randomly Placed Comic Sans (2026-2027) * Mandatory Use of Jell-O Colors (2027-2028)
**Milestones:** * 2025: First reported case of user-induced seizures due to excessive use of flashing GIFs. * 2026: The first major update breaks the entire site, forcing users to restart their browsers in a panic. * 2027: Bob himself is seen wandering the halls of the office, muttering to himself about "the users are just not getting it, are they?" Appendix: Phase 2's Most Notable Features