In Phase 4, we've abandoned all hope. The team's morale is in tatters, and the codebase is a toxic wasteland.
We're now focused on releasing "features" that will undoubtedly break the internet.
Feature 12: The Infinite Loop of Despair Feature 11: The Great Code Thud Feature 10: The Bug That Ate My Lunch Feature 9: The Unending Meeting Feature 8: The "Improvement" Patch that Made Things Worse Feature 7: The AI-powered Toaster that Spent 90% of its Time on Cat Videos Feature 6: The "Simplification" Project that Added 17 New Dependencies Feature 5: The "Agile" Methodology that Just Means We're Making it up As We Go Feature 4: The "MVP" That Never Got Any Features Feature 3: The "Beta" Release that Wasn't a Beta Feature 2: The "Sneak Preview" that Wasn't a Preview Feature 1: The "Alpha" Release that Blew Up (in our faces)