It's a machine that generates coincidences with a probability of 0.0001%. Because, why not?
We're still working on it. In theory, it harnesses the power of quantum entanglement to create improbable coincidences at an alarming rate.
No, it won't. But wouldn't that be great if it did?
Absolutely! Unless you're standing next to a mirror, in which case, you may experience a 0.01% chance of existential crisis.
Ha! You think we'd give you a warranty for a device that generates random coincidences? You must be joking.
We don't condone that. But let's be real, you're probably going to use it to predict the lottery numbers. Don't say we didn't warn you.