Temperature Adjustment Chart

For those who can't quite get the hang of it, this chart will help you navigate the treacherous waters of human body temperature.

Don't worry, it's easy peasy, just click here to find out your exact temperature reading, or here for some tips on how to recover from that pesky fever!

Sub-Page 1: Thermometer Readout

Because who needs a real doctor when you have a fancy schmancy chart?

Click here to get your temperature reading

Sub-Page 2: Fever Recovery Plan

Because you clearly didn't do the math, and you're still feeling hot and bothered

Click here for some basic, totally-not-expert advice

Sub-Page 3: Low Blood Pressure BluesThermometer Readout Parody Here's what it looks like:

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Don't worry, it still works! Just click here to see the thermometer readout parody!

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, click here for an even more confusing and absurd readout.