Temporal Holes - Where Time Goes to Die

We're Sorry, You've Fallen into a Hole in Time

Don't worry, it's not a black hole, but more like a beige hole. You'll still get to enjoy the thrilling experience of temporal displacement, but without the risk of being sucked into a singularity.

Our team of highly trained temporal engineers will try to pull you out, but in the meantime, please enjoy our complimentary temporal tea and biscuits.