Where every snack is a gamble, and every meal is a mystery.
It's not just you, it's not just us, it's everyone's fault.
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our Pre-Existing Conditions page is here to help you navigate the complexities of temporal insurance.
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Inadequate Snack Planning Unpredictable Snack DeliveryWe've got a crisis on our hands, and it's not just you. The snacks, they're just... so unpredictable.
Don't worry, we're here to help. Our team of highly trained, slightly-irradiated professionals are ready to assist with:
Snack-related emergencies
Temporal insurance claims
Time-traveling tantrums
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