Because who needs boring insurance coverage when you can have a snack delivery service that shows up randomly, but always with a side of existential dread?
Randomized Snack Assistance | Pre-Existing-Conditions FAQ
Warning: Our delivery system has a 99.99% chance of arriving at your doorstep with a surprise visit from our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated snack specialists.
Or maybe not.
Read our Case Studies and tremble with fear.