Purpose:
We at Unpredictable Snack Delivery Co. are dedicated to providing you with snacks that are as unpredictable as life itself.
Our algorithm has been trained on the collective anxiety of the world, and we've crafted a delivery system that will bring you snacks at the most unexpected times.
Will it be a bag of Cheetos and a can of soda? Maybe. Will it be a box of fine chocolates and a bouquet of roses? Possibly. Or will it be a rubber chicken and a whoopee cushion? You'll just have to wait and see.
But rest assured, our snacks are always delivered with a side of existential dread, because, let's be real, that's the best kind of snack.
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