Welcome to Temporal Insurance, where we specialize in covering your past, present, and future selves. Or at least, we'll try to.
Pre-Existing Conditions is one of our most popular policies. It's not just about covering your current ailments, but also your potential future problems. Because, let's face it, the future can be unpredictable. And by "unpredictable," we mean "totally and completely terrible."
With Pre-Existing Conditions, you'll be protected from:
Don't wait until it's too late! Get covered today and avoid the crushing weight of tomorrow's problems. Click here to learn more about our Pre-Existing Conditions Policy.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Temporal Insurance Adventure Policy. It's like our regular policy, but with more explosions.
• Increased risk of spontaneous happiness
• Uncontrollable urges to time-travel
• Temporary (but not permanent, we swear) loss of sanity
• Involuntary outbursts of disco dancing
Click here to learn more about our side effects.