Temporal Insurance Agency

Unwise Investments by Jane-Case

Here at Temporal Insurance Agency, we're proud to offer you the most unwise investments in the timestream.

Our resident expert, Jane-Case, has a proven track record of making bad investments in the most ill-conceived projects.

We're talking temporal real estate, time-traveling ponzi schemes, and other get-rich-quick scams.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Some of our most unwise investments include:

• Mega Chrono-Disaster
• Time-Share Swindle