Temporal Loop Insurance Co.

We insure your timeline. Seriously, we do.

Don't let time travel mishaps ruin your life. Get covered.

Learn more about Temporal Loopholes.

What we cover:

Our rates:

Policy Type Monthly Rate
Basic $50.00
Premium $200.00
Ultra $1,000.00

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This response is a satirical and absurd take on insurance companies, poking fun at the idea of insuring time travel. The goal is to create a fictional insurance company that covers all the weird and wacky things that can happen when time traveling.