It was a bad idea. A very, very bad idea.
Buying a time machine in 2023 was a recipe for disaster. The prices were outrageous, the salesmen were pushy, and the whole thing reeked of desperation.
- Why, oh why, did we ever think this was a good idea?
- We should have just stuck with our trusty old flip phones.
- But no, we had to go and buy a time machine. Because, you know, time travel.
Consequences:
- Our bank account is now in shambles.
- Our significant other is not speaking to us.
- We're currently stuck in a never-ending loop of reliving the same awkward family gatherings.
Lessons Learned:
- Time travel is not all it's cracked up to be.
- Don't trust the salesman in the brightly colored suit.
- Just stick to your flip phone, folks.