Parallel Servers of the Abject Void: A Guide to Temporal Loops

Warning: Do not attempt to navigate the Abject Void without proper training and equipment. It's not safe for humans.

We've detected an anomaly in the fabric of space-time. It appears to be a temporal loop, repeating the same 5 minutes over and over.

Our team of expert time travelers has been dispatched to investigate. But first, they need your help.

Choose a server to access the anomaly:

(Or just click here for a random server)

If you're lost, try the Help Page
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