Server 2 is currently experiencing a severe case of temporal dissonance.
This is not a drill. Repeat, this is NOT a drill.
Our server's time-space coordinates are experiencing a catastrophic failure.
Please stand by while we attempt to reboot the timestream.
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Server 2 is experiencing a severe temporal displacement.
Time-Space Continuum: WARNING: Temporal Anomalies Ahead!