Welcome to Temporal Loops 9000, where time is a joke and so are you.
Our patented Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 can toast any moment in time, but not without the risk of creating a paradox.
Don't worry, our team of highly trained Temporal Loop Specialists are on it.
ประกWhat's all this quantum stuff?
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Quantum Leap of Faith.
Note: Temporal Loops 9000 is not responsible for any damage caused by our time-traveling antics.